Friday, March 30, 2007 @ 6:18 AM
hahas. 2nd post todae^.^ equipped with more jokes. >.<>
DEBBIE. tml ur skating competition. wish you GOOD LUCK!!!=) have fun also.
ZOEY. SRY! din bring it today.. T.T
CHARIS. find u especially nice today^^
PEI XIN. HAO PENG YOU^^ THX 4 ur concern =)
AMANDA. HAPPY B-DAE!!!!
Divine Providence
A girl brings her fiance home for dinner. After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man-man talk.
"So, what are you going to do right now?" asks the father.
"I'm a theology scholar," replies the fiance.
"Do you have any plans for employment?"
"I will study and God will provide."
"What about the children?" asks the father.
"God will provide."
"And again your house and car?"
"Again, God will provide."
After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father,
"So what did the both of you talk about?"
The father replies,"He has no plans of employment, but on the other hand, he thinks I am God!!"
The sign in the house
At a staff meeting the Boss felt that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day he brought in a small sign that read 'I AM THE BOSS'.
He then taped it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, " Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
On second thoughts...
A woman is walking on the road when a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks falls on the pace she would have been.
She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until sudden'y the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further."She stops and a car skidded past.
Then suddenly she hears the voice saying " I am your guardian angel, and i will warn you before anything happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?"
"YES!" shouts the woman. " JUST WHERE WERE YOU ON MY WEDDING DAY?!"
The water car
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor. I asked where the car was, she told me, " In the lake."
Hunting together
A burglar enters a house in the middle of the night. He was interrupted when the owner awoke.
Drawing his gun, the burglar said,"Don't move or I'll shoot. Im't hunting for your money."
"Let me turn on the light," replied the victim," and i will hunt with you."
hahas.nitez.
~Jay~