Thursday, March 29, 2007 @ 1:03 AM
feeling down. SICK. MCed.
The VIP...
The Pope jus finisheda tour of the East Coast and was going to the airport in a limousine. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur changed places with him and got into the back of the limo.
Once on the highway, the Pope hit 90 mph to see what the limo could do. Suddenly, he noticed a blue light of the States Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over.
The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, adn then said, "Just a momeny please, I need to call in."
The trooper called and told the chief that he had pulled up a very important person for speeding. " How do i handle this, chief?" asked the trooper.
" Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief.
"No! This guy is even more important!"
"Is it the President?" asked the chief.
"No! Someone even more important!"
"Well, who the heck is it?" the chief screamed into the phone.
"I don't know, chief," replied the trooper, " but he's got a Pope as his chauffeur!!"
Doctor am I sick yet?
"It's just a cold," the doctor said. " There is no cure, and you'll just have to live with it until it goes away."
" But Doctor," the patient whined, " it's making me so miserable."
The doctor rolled his eyes toward the celing. Then he said, "Look, go home and take a hot bath. Then put a bathing suit on and run around the block three or four times."
"WHAT?" the patient exclaimed. "I'll get pneumonia!!"
"We have a cure for pneumonia!!" the doctor said.
Daddy's little helper
Trying to come to the aid of his father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the six-year-old boy sitting behind piped up, " Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!"
hahas. keep ur happiness level up>.<
~Jay~