Wednesday, April 04, 2007 @ 2:50 AM
DARN. 1/4 class tee sucks. ar...
the front sucks.
the back sucks too. i mean the colour and the size. dun mean the pattern. xP
OVERALL = sore eyes.
size doesn't look quite right either...
LAME AR.
Tricky...
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond ear rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broochand a gold Rolex."
The confused artist said, :But you're not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said, "but if i die before my husband, I'm sure he would remarry. I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery!"
House-cleaning
Smith went to see his supervisor at the front office.
"Boss," he said,"we're doing some heavy house-cleaningat home tomorrow and my wife needs me to help with the garage and the attic, moving and hauling some stuff."
"We're short-handed," the Boss replied, "I can't give you the day off."
"THANKS BOSS! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU!!!!"
Addendum to an epitaph
When her late husband's will was read, a widow learned that her husband left a bulk of fortune to another woman.
Enraged, she rushed to change the inscriptionon her spouse's tombstone.
"Sorry, lady," said the stone cutter." I inscribed 'Rest In Peace' on your orders. I can't change it now.
"Very well," she said grimly. " Just add, 'Till we meet again.'!"
lols good luck 4 tmr sports carnival.