Friday, April 13, 2007 @ 1:11 AM
HAHA. now then i realise y relay no fair liao. =(
even no. muz go basketball court right?
wa lao. when we run, we runnin UPHILL.
when odd no. ppl run, they run DOWNHILL.
and u go see the distance. hello... odd one run shorter leh.
ARH!!!! depressed. can't find my geog file. T.T dying... haf to redo rite? ... T.T
today rain so heavy until my bag wet like siao.
erm...
1st period was H.L
lame wor... jump here jump there...no offence to those who like it though...
2nd period was D&T
eee... i dun wan D&T... hate the teacher (Mr Cheong TW)
bleh =X
3rd period was a disaster. RECESS.
CANNOT GO EAT!!!! mus go do maths. sian.
4th period was maths.
no better... summore need stay bk to see ms milhan. not bcos i m bad horh. i m 'clean'.
5th period was chinese.
SIAN! need go comprehension q on ke wen.. n guess wad? I 4GOT TO BRING HOME MY TB. wtf.
HOME!
today no gd. BLACK FRIDAY. EEEEEEEE...
Politically correct
Late one night, a mugger (robber) wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money." he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man said, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," the mugger replied, "GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!"
Jesus can't drive
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learn one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked eachchild in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said"He was borned in a manger."
Bobby said"He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little Johnny said"He has a red pick-up but he doesn't know how to drive."
Curiou, the teacher asked,"And where did you learn that, Johnny?"
"From my daddy," Johnny said.
"Yesterday, we were driving down the highway, and this red pick-up truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, "JESUS CHRIST! Why don't you learn how to drive?!"
hahas. has anyone seen my geog file?! T.T
~Jay~