Saturday, April 07, 2007 @ 9:53 PM
LATE POST ;)
first of all...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AMANDA!!!! ^^
i noe its too late to tok abt the sports carnival thing. bleh =X
christine u feelin' better? hope u do. u look 'dead' after the relay. =X
the relay SUPER. <8> random order:ppl running.
debbie. me.zoey.ain.ameera.christine.xinlei.xue hui.
now in order.
1) DEBBIE. fast runner!!!! 3rd leh.. *ENVIOUS*
2) ME. darn. stupid guy. run halfway tell me he wanna pee so he have to chiong. LAME.
but the thing is all of us laughed. darn. 2nd last. LUCKILY, gt one guy slower. -.-" far behind.
improved though NEVER STOPPED to walk. hees.
3) XUE HUI. the team was saying that she was the slowest runner. i don't know abt that
though. *but i secretly think so. =X*
4) ????who ar????? erm.. pai seh i forgot.
5) starting luan liao.
6) *dunno*
7) AMEERA. nth abt her.
8) XIN LEI. fast. from 9th(last) run until 7th.
lols 1/8 siao. put the slowest runner at the last. dotz.
when my turn finished i sort of collapse. short of oxygen.floating cos legs wobbly. lols. 400m too long liao larh. BUT I DUN THINK THE LAP IS 400M LEH. MORE THAN THAT WOR.... xP
It pays to be patient...
3 guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for thier last meal.
Italian: "Pepperoni Pizza"
He is served and then executed.
French:"Fillet Mignon."
He is served and then executed.
Jew:"Strawberries"
Jailor:"But they are out of season!"
Jew:"I'll wait!"
Getting the facts
A lawyerwas questioning a witnessto an car accident.
Lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
Witness: "Yes, sir"
Lawyer: " How far were you when the accident happened?"
Witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one-quarter inches."
Lawyer( thinking he trapped the witness):"Well, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
Witness:"Because when the accident happened, i took out a tape and measured the distance. Because i knew some stupid lawyer would ask me this question!"
~Jay~