Monday, April 16, 2007 @ 3:37 AM
YAYS!!!!! found my geo file!!!!!!!! weird leh... under xue hui's table... wonder y it flew there... hmm...
finally resuming maple... hehes.
aniwae do i look weird wen i clip my hair? lols tml i dun clip liao. hahas 'rebel'.
Flying lessons
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. When he arrived at the air strip just an hour before sundown, a small Cessna airplane was waiting for him. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!"
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air."Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer," and make several low-passes."
"Why?" the nervous pilot asked.
"Because i am a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"
After a long pause, the pilot replied, "YOU MEAN U ARE NOT MY INSTRUTOR????"
It's on the house
A guy runs into a bar, totally out of breath. "Give me ten double whiskeys," panted the guy. As soon as he was served , he proceeded to gulp down the drinks one by one.
"You look like hell," said the barman."Why are you dronking so fast?"
"You'd be drinking this fast, if you had what i had."said the guy.
"Oh, geez, I'm sorry." the barman replied apologetically.
"What have you got?"
The guy looked at him and said, "Two dollars!"
HAHAS. mid year coming. scaredd...xD
~Jay~