Tuesday, May 22, 2007 @ 12:49 AM
HEY! bla bla bla . wateva . i m not listening!
erhem , sorry :)
READ THIS:
ALL ex-6B ppl , wan to haf a gathering? xD
erhm . if u wan , sms me after FRIDAY cos i haven get my fone bk yet:(
hehe =)
today we did practically nth. hai . . .
DANCE
once again , mr chong was pissed by the boys again~ :) he looks weirded by the day , don't he?
we completed the dance but its so horrible .
FLAMINGOdancing~FLAMNGOdancing~FLAMINGOdancing~ o.O spectacular :]
M.T
drats! forgot to go the 'ti gang' then ms sim check my file then rmb -.-'''
then rush it off. wee~ done it.
the eunice, me , peixin n win yew discussed the passage n the questions 4 the elective module.
jia hui din come. T.T (too bad , toto.)
RECESS
did nth except eat , of course . n our table was snatched. waddahell . . .
ENGLISH
weets ~ did nth again. played with debbie. sweet~
MATHS
did my 'beijing checklist' wif debbie during maths class.
while she did her england checklist. so bad :(
n copied finish self-practice = perfect file :)
SCIENCE
redo my checklist :)
F.T.P
sweet~ din see mr du.
went thru home econs (when we r not suppose to) rushingly. (is there such word?)
anyway. had fun. :)
mdm chang was toking abt skimmed milk so she said tht our schoold's laksa was made of skimmed milk then it gave me a urge to eat laksa :) so stayed bk for dance(and for lakso too xD ) , oni to noe tht there isn't any dance today. boos~ but good oso. we r suppose to do chinese dance today u noe... :( chinese dance sux.
joke :)
Problems
A husband noticed that his wife always carried a picture of his in her handbag and then go to work.
Curious he asked her the reason.
"Well dear, " she said , "everytime i have any problems , no matter how diffcult and insurmountable theyt are , i look at your picture and they all disappear.
Flattered , he said. "Well , darling you see how powerful and miraculous i am for you?"
"Yes dear, " she replied.
"When i look at your picture i say to myself , ' what other problem can there be greater than this one'."
How To Prepare Chicken...
A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”
“Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”
Golf LOFT
One time at a local golf course three shitty players were going out for a round of golf at 8 a.m. Just as they were teeing off the course pro walked by.
One guy yelled out, ''Hey pro want to join us?'' The pro said sure and got his clubs and came out. The first guy walked up to the tee box and hit. The ball hooked onto another fairway.
The guy turns around and asks the pro, ''What did I do wrong?''
The pro, knowing that this would probably take a while, looks at him and says ''LOFT.'' The guy pretended to understand this and put his club back in his bag. The next guy walks up to the tee box and hits. The ball slices into the parking lot. Again the guy asks what he did wrong.
The pro again says ''LOFT.''
Then the last guy walks up and hits. The ball this time goes five feet off the tee box. The guy again asks and the pro says ''LOFT.''
The first walks up to the pro and asks, ''What does loft mean if everybody sucks?
The pro says, ''There's nothing wrong with your swing it's just a LACK OF FUCKING TALENT!!!''
The Blonde and the Deodorant
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
muahaha. ciao.
`Jay