HEY! again. >< i think i 4gotten a part of this blog. :[
the ME part. aaah!
will add next time. hope u noe who i m horhs. ok.. i m jus bein lame.

CROSS UR FINGERS FOR UR RESULTS.

One day, a man was sleeping in his house when he heard a knock at the door. annoyed, he woke up and answering it, he found a snail by the door. he was so angry that he threw the snail 500m away into the shrubs far away. 7 years later, he heard another knock. upon answering it, he found the same snail there. the snail then asked him '' WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?''

One day, a group of three australians and a group of three indians went to take the train together. before the trip, the indians bought 3 tickets , 1 for each of them. but the aussies bought only 1. they said to the puzzled indians'' watch and learn.'' during the trip,when the ticket inspector came, the aussies hid in the toilet. after collecting the indians' tickets, the ticket inspector then knocked on the toilet door and said ''tickets please.'' one aussie stretched out a hand from the toilet holding a ticket.the inspector collected it and went away. then , the 3 aussies came out. the indians said'' that was brilliant! we're gonna try that on the return journey.'' the aussies said nothing. during the return journey, the indians bought 1 ticket. but surprisingly, the aussies bought none. they said again to the puzzled indians ''watch and learn.'' then, on the trip,before the ticket inspector came, the aussies asked the indians to hide in the toilet first. then, one of the aussies petended to be the ticket inspector. ''tickets please.'' one indian stuck out the ticket. the aussie took it and went to hide in another toilet. then, the ticket inspector came. ''tickets please.'' the aussie stuck out the indians' ticket. the insector collected it. then the inspector went to the indians' toilet. ''tickets please.'' the indians had no tickets and were forced to leave the train.

the president of the US wanted to have an assistant . george bush and tony blair both wanted the position, so the president asked them a question. ''whoever gets this question right will be my assistant. now, who is your father's son?'' george bush did not know the answer while tony blair said ''me.'' thus, tony blair was appointed assistant. dissapointed, george bush went home and asked his assistant that question. the asistant also did not know the answer but promised to find out. the next day, the assistant went across the US to ask passers-by the question . none knew the answer except a man called johnny brown. johnny brown said ''me, of course.'' delighted, the assistant went home to tell george bush he knew the answer. ''it is johnny brown!'' said the assistant. george bush replied ''no, it is tony blair.''


ahaha. some jokes from shi jie's blog which i found funny. x))

byes!~

`Jay