Monday, August 27, 2007 @ 5:27 AM
i changed my blog :D feel happy for me yeah?
feel like changing d URL too. anyone constructive suggestions? no crap pls :)
dunno y i keep laughing n thinking abt the 'yo mama' joke in 1/4 weekly. hee!
there r 3 i liked :D
- yo mama's so hairy that i can use her hair as velcro.
- yo mama's so fat that when i drove around her i ran out of gas.
- yo mama's so old that when i told her to act her own age, she died.
lols! i find dat funny lor :D
erhm shi jie, if u r reading this, give u summmore yo mama jokes. u can put into the 1/4 weekly if u wan :D
-Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
-If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.
-Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
-Yo Mamma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas...
-Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
hee.
hope i pass geography!!!
din study much but hope i pass =='''
today walked into class 'grandly' cos i oni went at 12:30 p.m. hee.
piano exam larh. confirm fail de...
wait a few months bah.
`Jay