was about to shut down when i saw this post on hariz's blog.
its awesome lah. make me ROTFL . roll on the floor cos my tailbone hurts like @%^#$.

in 20 years time :
1. Computer scientists announce that Internet “is now full”.
2. Apple announces end of earphones, unveils 1 ZB iPod Nano cochlear implants.
3. Singapore and Indonesia finalize the sale of Bintan, construction of 12th casino to start in 2 months.
4. Asean Union complains about the yearly haze coming over from China.
5. At 47, Britney Spears’ second attempt at being photographed pantyless is met with even less enthusiasm.
6. To resuscitate their flagging solo hip-hop careers, MDA management reunites to shoot another rap video together.
7. While judging American Idol Season 26, Simon Cowell dies when he chokes on his dentures.
8. Jack Neo and Will Smith team up to film “I Am Stupid”
9. Singaporeans delighted at news that whole country will be en bloc’ed, plan to use money to buy Perth.
10. Angelina Jolie adopts whole of Bangladesh.
11. New version of Singapore Flyer unveiled – it will actually fly over the whole country and zap jaywalkers with laser beams.
12. President Schwarzenegger orders the US Army to invade the home of Sarah Connor.
13. 8Days, in an effort to increase productivity, is rebranded as 10Days.
14. Bowing to public opinion, Ministers reduce their pay to a bazillion dollars, down from a shmazillion dollars.
15. Nobel Prize for Literature awarded to the fler who comes up with all those wu liao lists for 8Days. Sorry, I mean 10Days.
16. After cure for cancer is found, Gahmen announces that CPF withdrawal age will be extended to 120 years.
17. Gahmen promises gays that section 377A of the Penal Code will be repealed as soon as citizens attain maturity, which is the new CPF withdrawal age.
18. Great Grand Senior Minister Mentor (GGSMM) Lee thanks Biopolis for making advances in longevity biomedical sciences.


SMS has really revolutionized our communications. But imagine how it would have changed things if it had been around earlier…SMS MESSAGES THAT MIGHT HAVE CHANGED THE WORLD

1. Dun let big wood horse in. Inside=greeks.
2. Tell ang mohs dun point guns @ sea. Japs on bikes @ Causeway liao.
3. Romeo, Juli8 not dead! Dun gabra – Friar L.
4. Raffles, not sure abt dat island u proposed. Bit small n smelly. – Lord Hastings
5. Saddam, stop bluffing abt WMD, wait dat cowboy really come n bomb us, den we all how?
6. Sang Nila, chk Wikipedia oredi. Animal u saw not lion: tiger. Island shd b name Harimaupura instd.
7. Dunno why, but I dun trust dat small Austrian fler mit der Chaplin mustache. He a bit gila lai dat.
8. George, really h8 dat Jar Jar fler in Ep 1. Can dun put him in?
9. Chief, palefaces coming with 3 ships to colonize u. Dun fren them. Dey tink ur Indian.
10. Jack, dun go on dat Titanic ship. 2moro got anor ship wif casino. Better.
11. Urgent! Dun let MSK go toilet alone, k? Skali he cabut den we all kena.
12. Ed says ‘8Days’ cannot. Wait ppl tink we donno how many days in 1 week. Change back to ‘7Days’.
13. PM, remember: laksa, not mee siam, k? Gd luck! – Spch Wrtr

lmao lah .