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From left: Xavi, Fernando Torres , Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Kaka.

I swear I really didn't know Lionel Messi and Xavi are so.. fun-sized. ._.
Imma noob, I know.
This was the FIFA World Player Gala for 2008.
C. Ronaldo got it, dang.
He's good. But looks like a total idiot.

Funny article.
Here's what they said about the photo:

This would be the most perfectly formed Euro-trash boy-band to ever hit the world music stage. Seriously, forget an illustrious career in football, these lads are fantabulously prepped for teen- stardom. The face mics? The range of dancing shoes, denim, silk and deodorant? Hand Messi a keyboard guitar and a T-pain vocoder and you've got yourself a number one download.

We're convinced that Nando and Cristiano would constantly be at war over who got to take the vocal lead in this baller boy band. Nando would argue that his multi-highlighted hair, complete and utter lack of facial hair, hipster Converse and mastery of the running man should set him up as the rightful leader. Cristiano could easily combat that by pointing his satin-bomber jacket, heavily gelled bad-boy quiff, ease of subtle Gucci product placement and ability to scan a room of groupies and pick up the top skeeze within seconds lends itself to a leadership role.
And Xavi, Messi and Kaka would totally go off and form a chart-topping vocal-harmony trio.

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I laughed to myself when I read, and tried to imagine them singing.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA :D
Oh well.

its 11:22am, got to go get ready for Chinese class.
:C

ta.